Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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