it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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