I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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