ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Shame - the story of my life.
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