Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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