Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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