Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I need to calm my uterus...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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