I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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