Need sex. Gaining weight.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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