Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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