RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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