dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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