i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
