i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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