At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
should my penis look like a turkey
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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