Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
