VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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