How'd it feel making her break her religion?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
