Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It's just like the Real World with babies
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Dicks are not precious.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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