She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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