I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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