i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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