Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I wish you could order shots online.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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