Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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