I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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