For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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