his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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