True but thats because hes a fetus.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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