gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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