..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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