I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Tornado booty call.. dedication
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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