Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
