so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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