IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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