Already got asked if we're dating
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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