I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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