Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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