only if we run a train.
done.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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