how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
