Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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