i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Duck Duck Cougar?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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