it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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