PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Randomize
