What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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