SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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