so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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