"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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