If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
