I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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