no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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