do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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