Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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