Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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